not me monday-fourth of july version

I didn't let the one year old wear a bucket on his head, not me!


I don't let them play in messy melted popsicles on the wet ground..not me!

I don't give them messy ice cream/popsicles while outside, not me!

I don't feed my children sugary snacks while outside...not me!

I certainly didn't get them matching outfits and make them pose..not me!