I did not take my oldest to meet his teacher. No way its not that time yet!

I did not bribe this one with chocolate in the van. No way not me.

I also did not bribe this one with chocolate in the van.

Nor this one...did not get chocolate from me. not me!

I certainly do not let them play in the curtains..not me!

I did not go to walmart, find a shirt that says "rocking my girl power"
I did not buy it for 3.00..not me!
and I did not let her dress herself up in tights..in August.. not me!

I did not in abit of fun, find an old nightgown of my daughter and dress my son up
in it, and much to my husbands dismay take pictures.