I didn't let the one year old wear a bucket on his head, not me!
I don't let them play in messy melted popsicles on the wet ground..not me!
I don't give them messy ice cream/popsicles while outside, not me!
I don't feed my children sugary snacks while outside...not me!
I certainly didn't get them matching outfits and make them pose..not me!